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pissy Gen
2001-03-30 - 11:23am

Things that piss me off:

• Long sleeved shirts whose sleeves shrink in the goddamn wash. Why the hell do all the "Big Girl" clothing manufacturers think that all fat women have short little stubby arms and legs? This shirt was fine when I tried it on and yet after washing it fits great everywhere except that the damn sleeves shrunk. If I wanted a stupid 3/4 sleeve shirt I would have bought the special one that were in style last summer.

  I'm just getting started...

• Stupid people on my road! What the hell is up with this? How come every lane I choose has the stupidest person in it three cars ahead and they are mind warping the others to either zoom by and not let me in or match their speed so the rest of us are steaming mad. I am close to road rage, beating someone with my damn windshield scraper. Don't these idiots know this is my road and I make the rules?

• On the line with cars, why the hell is everything going wrong with my damn car. It's only 6 years old and yet the repairs I've had made to it in the past 3 months are insane. grrr... and now the little button to pop out my gas cap cover so I can fill up my tank is misbehaving and sticking. So now, when I go to get gas I have to wedge said windshield scraper under the button to unlock the cover and then use my keys or something to pry the cover open. I'd take it to the dealer but they would just charge me more. bastards!

• Why the hell does it have to rain on one of my weekends free? I could be going to museums this weekend or walking in the park, or hanging out in the yard, but it's gonna be cold and rainy, where the hell is spring? I don't wanna have to drive all the way back to godforsaken Mississippi to see some damn fine weather and blossoms on flowers.

• And why the hell do guys assume that just because a woman is pissed off she's in the rag? Damn men! Like you can be moody and pissy about every freaking little think like the parking situation at work and one day I'm sleep deprived and a little irate and you push my buttons and all of a sudden it's due to Aunt Flo?!? Whatever!

• I hate waiting in line at the damn pharmacy. I called in my RX refill, you fill it, if it isn't there check the goddamn computer for my profile to see if anything was filled. This is not a problem. I'd go work at this pharmacy and bail them out, but they couldn't pay me enough and I'd have to shoot all the incompetent people first.

• Why can't I get a damn break? It's always the blonde's fault that we are late, or lost, or it's raining, or turned around, or behind schedule or something. Either chill the fuck out or read the goddam map yourself, or plan for once in your life. Quit relying on the blonde and she won't let you down. I always have to choose where to eat lunch? I always have to drive? and then you scream at how poorly I drive? I'm trading in my damn sedan for a sports car that only seats one more person and they'll have to sign a waiver to sit there and promise not to bitch!

• The damn musak outside in the hallways! They rewire the building, leaving the place in disarray for a few months as government contractors are meant to do, and they put in these speakers in the hallways for the new fire alarm system to announce shit. So what do they decide to use these speakers for when not having an alarm, musak! The inventor or Musak should be the next moron going up against the wall when the revolution comes. musak, uggghhhh!

• Speaking of the goddam facilities management people in this damn building! When they over book the conference center they set up tables in the hallways for folks to sit at. Did it ever occur to them that they aren't leaving a legal walkway? no. Does it ever occur to them that people work here other than them and we might need to visit other offices? no. Did it ever occur to them that just once we'd like to walk in the hallways and not fear knocking the damn bad art off the walls since we have to squeeze by? No! And they turn a perfectly good computer lab into a sports bar! We are in College Park, the last thing that this place needs is another goddam bar! I bet everything is over priced and small portions. Then again, maybe I need to go up there and get a drink right now!

If you couldn't tell, Gen's in a bit of a pissy mood right now due to sleep deprivation, fatigue and people just in general bugging the fuck out of her, so please stand by and hopefully a happy Gen will return from lunch. Then again, she's having lunch with Wayne and Shane, so she just might expand this list some.

3:30pm Back from lunch at Chevy's with the boys. We even met up with Crouton. I had lots of fun picking on Shane as Wayne's bitch and Quentin as everybody's bitch, that it improved my mood quite uncommonly so. I would never have guessed how many times Q phone would ring during one meal. Now, instead of being in a pissy mood, I'm in a devilishly mean mood. Wayne has that effect on me sometimes. I definitely need to get a tiny clipboard of waivers for folks to sign when they hop in my car, or any car, while I'm driving. That'll shut up the whiney bitches who complain about my U-turns in large vehicles on major streets. Uh huh, you know who you are...

I guess after taking a two hour lunch and messing around with my diaryland page almost all day, I shouldn't go home early. Then again... this could be a half day...

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